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Vote for Goodspaceguy

August 3rd, 2009

Tonight I am eating dinner and my wife hands me the King County voters pamphlet telling me to read the profile for a candidate running for office. The first thing to jump out at me is that he has one name, Goodspaceguy. The rest is pretty entertaining. Here are some interview questions from his website, http://colonizespace.blogspot.com/:

Question 1: What are your priorities, especially as they relate to parks and green spaces in Seattle?

Answer: I, Goodspaceguy, want to increase access to the parks by increasing free parking, and I want to increase access by keeping the parks always open, (for example, for lovers and for gay astronomers) and by providing showers for users of the parks.

Question 2: What do you see as the main issues facing Seattle’s parks and green spaces, and what is one innovative idea or change you think would help address these issues?

Answer: Lack of use. I, Goodspaceguy, want more free parking and showers. Sweaty people stink. I, Goodspaceguy, believe that showers would help solve this problem by enabling park users to exercise and then shower themselves promptly clean. Also I would like to establish campgrounds in some of the parks.

And here is the voters pamplet entry:

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